This is creepy, and I love that. I’ve always thought Luigi had a dark side.

Yes.

I feel like Luigi has the greatest room for narrative interpretation in the Mario universe, and is greatly under-utilized.

Miyamoto blessed him, saying: “Be nimble and jump a lot; traverse the Mushroom Kingdom and subdue it. Have dominion over the Goombas of the castles, and the Koopa Troopas of the skies, and all the living Piranha Plants that move in the Kingdom.”

-Genesis 1:29 (sort of)

When Nintendo finally runs out of ideas for new power-ups to introduce, things are going to get weird.

Early concept art for a gritty reboot of the franchise.

My princess always seems to be in another castle.

A thin line of turtle shells is all that stands between freedom and tyranny.

With propaganda like this, it’s no wonder Bowser had such a massive army at his disposal.

This defines my life.

Supposed to buy a mini-van to fit all 8 of his kids, and he comes back with a clown-face helicopter with barely enough room for his own balls. Bowser’s gonna be in the dog house after this…

Showdown of the century.